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[Post Game Thread] The Miami Heat (3-0) blow out the Boston Celtics (0-3), 128-102.

[Post-game post] Miami Heat (3-0)128-102 beat Boston Celtics (0-3)

Key player data of both sides:

Celtics (0-3): Brown 12 points 6 Boards 2 help, Tatum 14 points 10 Boards 2 help, White 9 points 4 boards, Hoford 8 points, Smart 8 points 9 boards 8 help, gewei 12 points 3 Boards 2 help, Pritchard 12 points 2 Boards 5 help, Rowe 8 points 8 boards, haozer 5 points 6 boards, Conet 11 points 4 boards, Muscara 3 points.

Heat (3-0): Butler 16 points 8 boards 6 Help, Adebayor 13 points 3 Boards 2 help, Vincent 29 points 2 boards 3 help, Martin 18 points 3 boards 4 help, Deng Luo 22 points 4 help, sterus 10 points 3 boards, Lowry 7 points 5 boards 4 help, loafers 5 points 2 boards, Zeller 4 points 4 boards, yowich 2 points 3 boards, yutsevin 2 points.

[-]LakersGokutheAnteater 641 points 3 hours ago

Just remember, ESPN said Miami had a 3% chance of making it to the finals….

Lakers fans: Who still remembers that ESPN predicts that Miami’s probability of reaching the finals is 3%……

[-]Thunderhomefree122 783 points an hour ago

Boston came into this game knowing they would lose.

Thunder fans: Celtics never thought they could win from the beginning

[-]HeatPandemicP789 2324 points an hour ago

Moral victory for the lakers, they haven’t looked like quitters in their 3-0 deficit

Hot fans: it is also three to zero. Compared with Kai Zi, the Lakers are still defeated.

[-]WarriorsDwyaneSteph 1024 points 2 hours ago

I was wondering why Tatum showed up in a all white outfit, then I saw his performance and realized it meant he was waiving the white flag

Warriors fans: I still wonder why Tatum wore a white dress today. After watching the game, I understood the deep meaning: white clothes are like white flags, and I admit to losing Ren Junqi.

Related News >>> handsome? Admission in Tatum white suit

[-]NBAStabilitySpace 341 points an hour ago

They gave up before they even tried to spare themselves the pain of trying and failing.

Just like me in life.

Fans: winning or losing has been despised. Instead of struggling to sweat and make the opponent feel more pleasant, it is better to wash the white directly and lie flat to make the opponent look at it.

Celtics are like this, so is my life

[-]HeatAaronJudgesToothGap 2952 points an hour ago *

Anyone else having issues with Youtube TV again? My feed was just 3 hours of porn

Heat fans: Did you watch the ball? I want to watch playing basketball, so I played 3 hours of teaching films to teach me 48 ways to write Kun characters.

[-]HeatLastPhoton 206 points 2 hours ago

“ThEy cAnT kEeP tHis uP”

boston fans, knicks fans, bucks fans

Heat fans: “They don’t! OK! Yes! Always so fierce “-Celtic fans, Knicks fans, Bucks fans

[-]HawksBoth_Funny4896 3613 points an hour ago

this series must be such a sigh of relief for Bucks fans

Eagle fans: After watching this round of series, the Bucks fans also breathed a sigh of relief. It turned out that I was not the one who cooked the food.

[-][MIL] Khris MiddletonLMkingly 1559 points 3 hours ago

Well if nothing else at least celtics fans aren’t laughing at us anymore.

Bucks fans: Yes, anyway, at least Celtics fans are no longer ashamed to laugh at us

[-]Waikuku3 3023 points 3 hours ago

I dunno whether this group of Boston can come back from this traumatic series. Legit insulted and clowned by the Heat

Fans: This round has been ravaged so badly. I really don’t know if the Celtics can recover in the future.

[-]HeatDerp_McFinnigan 1474 points an hour ago

Imagine Knicks fans. They took 2 from us lmao

Hot fans: winning me twice is hot. Knicks fans should be cheating, haha

[-]KnicksBlank_IX 856 points an hour ago

Personally, I’m feeling better every game lol

Knicks fans: indeed, the more fierce the heat is, the more my heart will feel.

[-]Knicksorphicwitch 369 points an hour ago

WE’RE THE SECOND BEST TEAM IN THE EAST

Knicks fans: who dominates the eastern Haoqiang, my biggest under the heat

[-]RaptorsDoucane 1444 points an hour ago

and it has become more embarrassing for sixers

Raptors fans: 76 people have become more embarrassed

[-]CIark 1166 points an hour ago

MVP Embiid got bounced by a team with no dawg in it at all

Fans: Yes, Xinke MVP enbide, the green army composed of a cat and a dog can’t fight

[-]RaptorsDoucane 476 points an hour ago

beggar MVP doesn’t have any dawg in him either

Raptors fans: the MVP version, the temple gate in the sewer, which way is he a fairy……

[-]Pelicanseastovereast 345 points 2 hours ago

All of this could’ve been avoided if DeRozan let his daughter travel to the play in-game in Miami.

Pelican fans: it’s all DeRozan’s fault. He is going to Miami with his daughter in the play-off. How can there be so many things behind him?

[-]MKenshiX 1486 points an hour ago

I don’t know what’s more disappointing, the Celtics or UD not getting any playing time

Fans: I don’t know who is more disappointed. The Celtics or Hasham who can’t play in garbage time

[-]PistonsMarrouge 611 points an hour ago

Saw someone in the game thread say that he probably had a wife beater underneath his sweats

Piston fans: Some people say that the HA team may not wear ball uniform at all, and there is a old man shirt under the coat

[-]Hater Central@TheHateCentral

Udonis Haslem tonight:

21 Seats Warmed

1,573 Claps

478 High Fives

32 Gatorade Assists

2 Sub-Ins Declined

OUTPLAYED TATUM AND BROWN

Twitter netizen: Haslem tonight data statistics:

Warmed 21 chairs

Clapping 1573 times

Clapping 478 times

Beverage assists 32 times

Refused to play as a substitute twice

The stadium contributes far more than double flower exploration

[-]RaptorsKingREX_24 1219 points 2 hours ago

Since Lakers and Celtics are both down 3-0 in the conference finals I think we have to retire the ‘league is rigged’ statements lol. Like if the league is really rigged I’m wondering why we never saw LeBron vs Kobe in the finals.

Raptors fans: Both the Lakers and Celtics are 0:3 behind in the Eastern and Western finals. No one should say that NBA is a script in the future.

Just like if there was a script, we should have seen James and Kobe’s finals fight earlier.

[-]NBAnotathrowaway75 1274 points 2 hours ago

The writers are on strike.

Fans: The people who wrote the script went on strike

[-]Vertigo-153 401 points 2 hours ago

Adam silver about to announce a new trophy for 3rd place and have the celtics and lakers play

Fans: Xiao Hua is about to announce the organization of the third place battle, and the yellow-green war is on the verge.

[-]JetGan 6739 points 3 hours ago *

Al Horford in Game 1

Edit: Al Horford mad lol

Fans:

Horford in the first scene

Horford who was beaten in the face

[-]NBAcshaxercs 3218 points 3 hours ago

Jimmy is savage

Fan: Jimmy Butler, killing and caring

[-]MavericksHardcoreKaraoke 477 points 3 hours ago

It makes it so much funnier that it was game one. Jimmy was keeping that in the chamber for days.

Lone Ranger fans: What’s more funny is that Horford’s provocation came from the first one. Butler kept it in mind silently, and today he finally found a chance to revenge.

[-]Heatjimmymfbuckets 2047 points 4 hours ago

Thanks Jimmy, Joe doesn’t know when to call a timeout. What a good dude Jimmy is for helping poor Joe out

Heat fans: Jimmy is really a good man. He also saw that Ma Zula didn’t know when to pause, so he had to stand up and teach him by hand.

[-]CelticsHelkdog 148 points an hour ago

Heat score 30 uncontested, no timeout.

Celtics score 5 straight, instant timeout.

This coaching difference is insane.

Celtics fans:

30 points were taken lightly by the heat, and no Kai Zi was called to pause.

The Green Army scored 5 points in a row, and Sibo immediately knocked on the alarm bell.

The coach can’t live well. How can he win this ball?

[-]Heatjimmymfbuckets 1045 points 3 hours ago

When are these guys gonna learn who Jimmy MF Buckets is

Heat fans: When will these guys understand: Don’t mess with Butler!

[-]RocketsSc0rch1ngDr4g0n 2459 points 2 hours ago

“Giannis Antetokoumpo over me !?”

“Jalen Brunson over me !?”

“Tobias Harris over me !?”

“Jaylen Brown over me !?” <- You are here

“Nikola Jokic over me !?”

Raptors fans:

“Brother who chooses letters does not choose me!?”

“Choose Brunson or not choose me!?”

“Choose Harris or not choose me!?”

Choose brown or not me!?” → → → → your location

“Choose yokedge or not choose me!?”

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